Horseshit.

radstunts:

gangbanglerfish:

so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because his parents are high ranking rocketeers or whatever and you have to steal your starter and you slowly start to realize that team rocket is not cool so then you destroy them from the inside

that’d be a damn good game

and at the end of the game you have to decide whether or not to return your beloved starter to the person you stole it from

(Source: kangaya)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

jeremybrettt:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Mean But It Came Out as Really Funny: A 5-part documentary starring me.

coffeeafterdark:

i stabbed holes through my ears so that i could hang shiny dangly things there

and yet it takes me 20 minutes to take off a bandaid

50shades-of-blue:

Here’s something that clearly explains why

This is a female lion

She is a feline and has a vagina

Does this thing look weak to you?

I think not

apatheticghost:

drugs not hugs don’t touch me